an OpenAI-compatible
LLM API paid in crypto.
no accounts. no KYC. no logs.
Point any OpenAI SDK at api.lmtunnel.xyz. Fund the key with USDC on Base. We log token counts and nothing else — not your prompts, not your completions, not even an email if you don't give us one.
three things openrouter won't do.
no logs of prompts
We store token counts, latency, and status — nothing more. Prompts and completions never touch our disks. The thing you can't be subpoenaed for is the thing you never had.
crypto in, crypto out
USDC on Base, one block to credit. Withdraw anytime to any address. No card on file, no Stripe receipt, no payment-rail breadcrumbs to follow.
openai-compatible
We speak the OpenAI Chat Completions API. Your SDK is unchanged. Streaming, tools, vision payloads — all pass through. Change one line.
from zero to first token in 90 seconds.
one line changes. everything else stays.
Streaming, function calls, vision payloads, structured outputs — pass them through. We don't parse the body, only forward it. The only secret we keep is yours.
upstream rate + 3%. that's the whole table.
No hidden token markups, no premium tier you discover at the rate limit, no per-seat upsell. The 3% is how we keep the lights on while we negotiate direct deals with the labs.
common questions, unhedged.
Why crypto only?+
Surveillance starts at the payment rail. Cards make every downstream system assume an identity claim. A USDC transfer carries less. We accept less.
What exactly do you log?+
Account ID, model name, prompt/completion token counts, latency, HTTP status. We do not persist prompts or completions to disk. Retention on usage events: 30 days, then purged.
Will you KYC?+
No.
Aren't you just an OpenRouter reseller?+
On day one — partly, yes. We're transparent about it. The interface is OpenAI-compatible, the backend in v1 is OpenRouter passthrough. As volume permits, we migrate models to direct provider deals. Your SDK never knows the difference.
What if you get shut down?+
Withdraw your balance to any address you own. We hold no claim on it. No support ticket exists between you and the door.
Money transmitter status?+
Credits are pre-paid API access, denominated in USD for clarity, redeemable only in USDC and only by the holder. We're taking counsel seriously and incorporating where this position is defensible.
the tunnel opens
when you do.
Drop your email — we'll write exactly once, when keys go live. Or skip the form entirely and grab 30 minutes with the founder.
tell us what's broken about your LLM stack.
We're building this in public and shaping v1 with the first hundred users. No pitch deck on our end. Bring the gnarly questions.
book a slotor join the telegram → t.me/lmtunnel ↗